Staring contest. #me #self #cat #catsofinstagram #ludwig #ludwigfart

Staring contest. #me #self #cat #catsofinstagram #ludwig #ludwigfart

Starting to miss my friends in Roswell… #me #self #aliens #roswell #newmexico #roadtrip #whatisevenhappeninghere

Starting to miss my friends in Roswell… #me #self #aliens #roswell #newmexico #roadtrip #whatisevenhappeninghere

It isn’t easy being green. Kind if freaking out over my new @occmakeup Primary Pack. I CAN CREATE WHATEVER COLOR I WANT. I feel like a chemist. Or a wizard. Or. Yeah, a wizard. #me #self #motd #occ #obsessivecompulsivecosmetics #greenlips #colorfart

It isn’t easy being green. Kind if freaking out over my new @occmakeup Primary Pack. I CAN CREATE WHATEVER COLOR I WANT. I feel like a chemist. Or a wizard. Or. Yeah, a wizard. #me #self #motd #occ #obsessivecompulsivecosmetics #greenlips #colorfart

Brought home a little piece of #Roswell #NewMexico with me. I love these cute little UFO earrings!  👽 #me #self #aliens #ufos #unidentifiedfartingobject

Brought home a little piece of #Roswell #NewMexico with me. I love these cute little UFO earrings! 👽 #me #self #aliens #ufos #unidentifiedfartingobject

Carlsbad Caverns, here we come! ^o^ #bats #me #self #boyfriend #couple #carlsbadcaverns #newmexico #vacation #roadtrip

Carlsbad Caverns, here we come! ^o^ #bats #me #self #boyfriend #couple #carlsbadcaverns #newmexico #vacation #roadtrip

Just ate at #GalacticSushi in #Roswell #NewMexico with @sethahsethah!! The Galactic Roll & Beam Me Up Roll were both amazing 👽 #me #self #boyfriend #couple #vacation

Just ate at #GalacticSushi in #Roswell #NewMexico with @sethahsethah!! The Galactic Roll & Beam Me Up Roll were both amazing 👽 #me #self #boyfriend #couple #vacation

#tbt y’all. @megnotmeghan #throwbackthursday #me #self #friends #butterfart

#tbt y’all. @megnotmeghan #throwbackthursday #me #self #friends #butterfart

Two dolla shirt. Yaaaassss. #me #self #batman #howcouldInot #batfart

Two dolla shirt. Yaaaassss. #me #self #batman #howcouldInot #batfart

tagged → #me #batman #self #batfart #howcouldinot
I have no explanation for myself. #me #self #jawsome #sharkfart

I have no explanation for myself. #me #self #jawsome #sharkfart

tagged → #me #self #sharkfart #jawsome
Pigeon-toed bish. #me #self #ootd #datbarlife #bathroomselfie #wherearemybangs #bishfart

Pigeon-toed bish. #me #self #ootd #datbarlife #bathroomselfie #wherearemybangs #bishfart